The Hubris Herald
Updated: Jun 5, 2019
In show of solidarity with campus LGBT community, frat boys unveil outdoor, communal, gender-neutral shower facility
Select Slutwalk participants report receiving engraved invitations to participate in ribbon cutting ceremony, excited to attend
by Lenny Trot
Reports are in: arousal levels are rising steadily, but that hasn’t put a damper on this olive branch between one frat house and the LGBT community here on campus. Kappa Epsilon Gamma has rallied together to unite their patriarchal society with the LGBT community by unveiling a new, outdoor, gender-neutral shower facility.
Some lucky women from the annual Slutwalk report receiving special engraved invitations to participate in the ribbon cutting ceremony and are honored to attend. Liberal arts major Rebecca said that the invitations, “… represent all that we stand for. It’s a physical reminder that we are more than just our bodies, and we are excited to free the nipple at these showers to, like, prove that objectification is wrong.”